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tchaikovskaya:

tchaikovskaya:

im extremely nosy but i dont have loose lips and thats the best combination tbh im not here to spread rumors or hurt anyone im only in it for the knowledge of everyone’s business i wont tell anybody but i NEED to possess ALL of the secrets

me hearing all the different sides of the story because everyone involved has told me directly what their take on the situation is but not saying anything and just watching it unfold like a intensely dramatically ironic shakespearean play with an audience of one (1) which is ME 

webkitten:

discord (while loading): YOU,… are a GAMER

me, tears glistening in my eyes: th-thank you…

timsutton:

pemberlaey:

Some of you were never fortunate enough to receive the patronage and condescension of Lady Catherine de Bourgh and it shows

nickjonasnipples:

me before work: i hate work i would honestly rather die than set foot in that building even just the idea of working makes my stomach churn FUCK working FUCK my boss FUCK the customers and mostly FUCK capitalism

me at work: honestly? this isn’t bad! i’m just doing my thing! making some money! it’s not like i would be doing anything constructive at home anyway! i love working! 

me after work:  that was the worst day of my whole entire life i wish i was dead FUCK working FUCK my boss FUCK the customers and mostly FUCK capitalism

perrfectly:

“The quickest way to get someone’s attention is to no longer want it”

— Anonymous (via neckkiss)

mwagneto:

INTO THE SPIDERVERSE HAS LOTS OF FLASHING LIGHTS WITHOUT ANY WARNING

• The title screen, which is around a minute long, is constantly flashing
• The end scene, which is around 10 minutes, is also filled with flashing, almost without a pause
• There are several instances of flashing during the movie as well, either because of the animation style or because the of the plot (sometimes both)
• But just like in incredibles 2, the plot relies heavily on flashing and there’s a LOT more than in incredibles

PLEASE be careful because there is a LOT of flashing lights in this movie (and no warning)

I encourage everyone to reblog this, even if you’re not sensitive, you never know who you could save by informing them of this

good-relatable-doggos:

horrorbisexual:

horrorbisexual:

me staring into my dumbass dog’s giant sweet brown eyes as he tries to eat the hair tie off my wrist: if your head is so big then why are you still so stupid you big dumb boy? huh???

look at him! there’s nothing at all in this giant head! it’s filled with air and love!!!

Tell your dog I love him

letsboldlygomotherfuckers:

necromancy-savant:

dps-winston:

deadmomjokes:

words-writ-in-starlight:

lady-mallea:

guardgirll:

1. Just because you took 7 classes in high school doesn’t mean you can manage 7 classes in college.
2. Just because you woke up at 6am everyday in high school doesn’t mean you can wake up at 6am everyday in college.
3. Just because you got straight A’s in high school doesn’t mean you’ll necessarily get straight A’s in college (and that’s okay).
4. Just because your teachers in high school said they were preparing you for college doesn’t mean you’re actually prepared for college.

5. If your advisor says it’s too much, it’s too much.

6. If Health Services says to take a day off, take a day off.

7. If you have flu symptoms, do not go to class, you don’t want to be the start of an epidemic.

8. If you have a diagnosed disability (including mental illness) you can get a lot of accommodations including stuff that you might not expect, like making teachers accept late work

9. 99% of your problems can be solved by talking to the professor and doing it earlier rather than later.

10. it’s so damn easy to accidentally not see anyone outside of lectures for a week straight, make an effort to leave your house and interact with people - even if you’re introverted you still need social interaction for the sake of your mental health guys